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Ryuichi
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PostSubject: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 10:12 am

Sepasang suami isteri baru bercerai dan mereka bertengkar untuk
tentukan hak penjagaan anak tunggal mereka. Pastu mereka pun pegi la ke
pejabat agama, jumpa kadi nak minta nasihat.
Kadi tanye kat pompuan tu.... "kenapa awak rasa awak yang paling layak bela anak tu?
Pompuan tu jawab... "saya yang mengandungkan anak tu. saya yang melahirkan anak tu. dia keluar dari perut saya."

Si suami (ex-suami, actually) terkedu sebab dia tau pasni kadi akan tanye dia lak.
”ahhh...sudah...apa mende aku nak goreng kadi tua nih....”
Kadi pun tanye si ex-suami..."hah...kamu....bagi alasan kenapa anak tu kamu yang patut
bela"

"Tuan kadi...kalaulah saya ada syiling singgit, dan saya 'masukkan'
dalam vending machine, pastu saya tekan satu butang pilihan, maka
keluarlah setin air minuman. Saya nak tanye tuan kadi, air tin yang keluar
dari mesin tu hak saya atau hak mesin?"

Jawab kadi.."hak kamu le.."
Si ex-suami tu kata lak.."hah...sama le kes ni pun. Kan tuan... kan ... kan "

Moral of the story:
1. Jgn samakan isteri anda macam vending machine.
2. Jgn samakan anak anda macam air tin
3. Jgn samakan 'anu' anda cam duit syiling . hehehehehhe
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 11:49 am

.:Ryuichi Xtract:. wrote:

Moral of the story:
1. Jgn samakan isteri anda macam vending machine.
2. Jgn samakan anak anda macam air tin
3. Jgn samakan 'anu' anda cam duit syiling . hehehehehhe
woi zuhair ko ni ntah pape r..
bg moral yg x bermoral!!

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 12:14 pm

ntah.. hahaha... muahahaha.. kahakhakahahkhahka
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 12:57 pm

a_a_i_n_a_a wrote:
ntah.. hahaha... muahahaha.. kahakhakahahkhahka
ap yg lawak sangat??? confused Question confused Question confused

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:32 pm

3. Jgn samakan 'anu' anda cam duit syiling . hehehehehhe

hahahahaha..kahakhakahkah sooo funny!!!! kui3
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:34 pm

a_a_i_n_a_a wrote:
3. Jgn samakan 'anu' anda cam duit syiling . hehehehehhe

hahahahaha..kahakhakahkah sooo funny!!!! kui3
uik mane same....
syiling da msok mane kuar balik....
kn lain tuh....

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:36 pm

bukanla.. knyataan tu yg klaka gile... kah3\
adeke bnde tu same cam syiling.. kahakhakahkahkahakaka
(ah.. cannot stop... tulun sape bley wat aku stop glak) kaghakagkagkaaga
(gulin2 atas lantai ni).. kahkahkahakahkahakah
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:38 pm

lawak sngt ke statement tuh???
confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation
confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation confused Question Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:40 pm

bg laki x de bnde.. tp bg pomp ..haish.. dah2..lupekan je.. setupid thing!!
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH SETIN AIR...   13/3/2008, 1:42 pm

[quote=]bg laki x de bnde.. tp bg pomp ..haish.. dah2..lupekan je.. setupid thing!![/quote]
oho....paham2...
jeng3...

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